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Poster: Chris Freedom Date: Dec 13, 2006 6:39pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Best Jokes

BOB "I say my dog has no nose"
PHIL " How does he smell"
BOB "Blooming Awful"

See i am turning over a new "sweet leaf"
I am not even going to say anything negative about how scary it is to see the daredevil of my youth Evil Kanevil looking like the Ghost of Christmas past.

"I know the life I am living is no good,
I will get a new start, live the life i should"

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Poster: lobster12 Date: Dec 13, 2006 9:13pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Best Jokes

If you can find it, University of Indiana 1977. Weir stalls for time and performs the worst joke on the planet. Can't get into it because it is so long but it makes space look good. That's how long the set up is

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Poster: elkdog Date: Dec 13, 2006 7:46pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Best Jokes

Bob: We got a broken drum head... Can't beat that.

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Poster: Compsurfah_Too Date: Dec 14, 2006 4:49am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Best Jokes

Q: What did Jerry say to Elvis, the first time they met in heaven??

A: You should see the freak your daughter married...

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Poster: cosmicharlie Date: Dec 14, 2006 5:25am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Best Jokes

...and Elvis said "Don't be cruel" bod-a-boom!

(who did she marry? i don't keep up with that)

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Poster: Barrus Date: Dec 14, 2006 5:35am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Best Jokes

Michael Jackson

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Poster: Compsurfah_Too Date: Dec 14, 2006 6:08am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Best Jokes

Daughter = Lisa Marie

FREAK! = Michael Jackson

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Poster: Barrus Date: Dec 14, 2006 5:37am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Best Jokes

Damn double posts

This post was modified by Barrus on 2006-12-14 13:37:24

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Poster: stratocaster Date: Dec 13, 2006 8:00pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Best Jokes

Bobby: "What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker?"

pause

Bobby: "Hop in..."

collective groan


can't remember the show date...

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Poster: Chris Freedom Date: Dec 13, 2006 8:19pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Best Jokes

I don't know if this counts as a joke but it made me laugh.
Brent is introducing Al Franken & Tom Davis and he is just like , "I don't find these guys funny".

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Poster: BryanE Date: Dec 14, 2006 8:14am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Best Jokes

When they roped Brent in to do it, they sent him on stage for the intro and Franken says, "This is just great, Tom. We're gng out in front of the Dead audience and we're going to get introduced by BRENT! He's been in the band for about ten minutes. Everybody's gonne be goin' "Who the fuck are these guys?!?"

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Poster: cush11 Date: Dec 13, 2006 6:58pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Best Jokes

No fair! I just used that one a few days ago!!!

;)

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Poster: Chris Freedom Date: Dec 13, 2006 7:53pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Best Jokes

Oh, My Bad.
I was going to tell the Bobby one about -The Pig and the Football- but I don't for the life of me remember how that one goes

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